Ironic Phrases (Messages)

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Ironic Phrases (Messages)

Check out great ironic phrases for you to share on your social networks to give that hint to whoever you want:

If you like taking care of my life that much, how about paying my bills too?

There are people who don’t have time to reflect on their faults because they are too busy examining others’ faults.

If you think the hint was for you, it’s because it was for yourself.

First charm. Then disenchantment. Finally, to each their own.

If I were oriental my name would be Khan Seieeeee
If I were oriental my name would be Khan Seieeeee

One day you’re young and the next you’re sweeping the house and screaming “any toy on the floor goes to the trash”.

PROMOTION!!!Pay my bills. Take over my problems. And earn the right to talk about my life.

Stop thinking like a loser and think like a boleto: The boleto always wins!

You will have a tea to calm down, then the name of the tea is “MATE”

“Wow, you disappeared” Yeah, too bad you found me.

Those who don't know me think I'm boring. But anyone who knows me is sure.
Those who don’t know me think I’m boring. But anyone who knows me is sure.

The Ministry of Health warns: taking care of the lives of others can lead to forgetfulness for your own.

Sometimes I feel like I’m just like a movie star, after all there are so many people worried about my life!

You keep asking for a thousand things, but really you only need one: a mirror to see if you start to see yourself.

How about a nice cup of “mind your own business”?

Your opinion is like a YouTube ad: I ignore it in 5 seconds.

I sincerely appreciate all your concern for my life, but could you care more about yours and leave mine alone?

What's the point of opposites attracting in physics if relationships are made of chemistry.
What’s the point of opposites attracting in physics if relationships are made of chemistry.

You attract what you say: “Be Fitness, be fitness. Being fitness eating an ox”

It’s already part of my routine: ignoring your existence.

So many people that could be replaced by an air conditioner…eeeeee

Sometimes people are beans in ice cream jars…

NEEDING MONEY? TALK TO ME! (I don’t have it either, but at least we vent)

I don’t have to make a good impression on anyone, I’m not a printer.

This heart full of envy is in need of a diet based on “mind your own business and I’ll take care of mine”.

Some people cannot distinguish sympathy from attraction.
Some people cannot distinguish sympathy from attraction.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

“What’s your occupation?” I want to go home lol

Saturday but you don’t Saturday, you have a child to take care of, a house to clean, a husband to take care of…Who sent couples?

Now that we are apart I wish your life to be very happy and always with my image in your thoughts!

Even though touch is one of the most important senses, there are still people who don’t touch each other.

I learned what was right from the wrong person.
I learned what was right from the wrong person.

Some people are like wine: they are better with a cork in their mouths.

Simple rule in an argument: if you’re losing, start correcting the other person’s Portuguese.

Poor when you have money left, it’s because you forgot to pay some bill.

If the people who speak ill of me knew what I think of them, they would speak much more!

It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

I know that there are people who will never let me down, because they will never be my trust.

You send the indirect on Facebook, the target doesn’t realize that it’s for him and still likes.

Beautiful girl, well cared for, three centuries of family, dumb as a door: a love!

Sometimes I stop, think, analyze…And I don’t come to any conclusion.

There are people who are like a cloud, I look and see the image of an animal.

I want to give you a caress only with the hammer.
I want to give you a caress only with the hammer.

Whoever said you’re a good person can only be a comedian!

Whoever invented seriousness could only be joking.

Thermal sensation: embracing the sun.

Happy Teachers’ Day to you, education professional, who strives to teach that “Concerteza” is actually “Certainly”!

I think my cupid likes math. It just gets me into trouble.

Are you always so inconsistent or is today a special occasion?
Are you always so inconsistent or is today a special occasion?

The time has come to thank you for your presence in my life and wish you to go far away!

If I answer ironically, know that it’s only because your question was stupid.

Education is what is left after we forget what we learned in school.

I would even agree with you but then we would be two talking nonsense.

Patience is my middle name. The first is without.
Patience is my middle name. The first is without.

I’m busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

They say so much about me that if I wasn’t so aware, sometimes I would even confuse who I really am!

indirect? No! I speak to the air, if you found yourself, it’s not my problem!

He’s so young, he must be Methuselah’s age.

I clap because it’s over, not because I like it.

Those who turn their backs on me may need me tomorrow. Beware of the ironies of life!

Worse than not liking me is pretending to love me!

I can be a lot, but ironic I’m not! When I don’t like it, I say it, eye to eye, leaving no room for doubt.

As easy as winning the Mega-Sena.

If everyone thought before they acted, the world would be a better place to live.

My satisfaction is measured by the level of irony in my words.

No question is indiscreet. Some answers are what they usually are.

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